February 2012
when i get home from school
cats-on-cats-on-cats:
My reaction when I think someone called my name
procrastinatingftw:
When you want to say something and then you...
noboyfriendjust:
“AND - oh, nevermind”
me on my period
me: why the fuck can't i have a penis
me: why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off
me: why the fuck is food so beautiful
me: why the fuck don't guys have to go through this shit
me: why the fuck is world war 3 going on in my stomach right now
me: when the fuck is menopause
I wonder what my friends say about me when im not...
When someone looks at your baby pictures and...
Bitch, I got sexy, that’s what happened.
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pokec0re:
Waking up and checking your Tumblr like its the morning paper
Every person on tumblr a few years ago: hmm let me find a good URL and take it and then never sign into this website ever again
When someone pisses you off.. →
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That moment when you caught yourself thinking of...
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My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuckity whore fuck
